North Korea, Best Korea!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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