At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
When are your genitals available?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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