i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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