Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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