Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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