Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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