Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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