even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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