I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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