How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.