brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We need to rekindle our bromance
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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