is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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