Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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