But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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