he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
