The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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