"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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