Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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