I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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