Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse