I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.