Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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