We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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