I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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