Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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