i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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