Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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