As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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