North Korea, Best Korea!
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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