She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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