It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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