Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize