I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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