scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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