: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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