I want to have your abortion
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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