i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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