I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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