You smell like a Billy Joel song
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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