i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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