and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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