p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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