Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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