I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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