I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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