Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
time to smoke my breakfast
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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