I'm really into asian looking animals
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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