TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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