your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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