So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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