Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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