did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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