I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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