scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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