that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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