Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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